nonsense

waste some time

canadianprimeminister:

gps: *says something*
everyone in car: *mocks gps pronunciation*

(via thetumblr-thisisatumblr)

officialunitedstates:

me:  goes to lowes

lowes man:  how can I help you son

me:  first of all I am not your son.  second of all im only here because I love the thick stench of wood fibers and industrial chemicals

(via laughbitches)

(Source: iheartgodney, via iheartgodney)

swiggityswee:

THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS U CHIPS AND U REACH IN THE BAG BUT U CAN’T GET A HOLD OF A CHIP AND U START SWEATIN’ AND PEOPLE ARE STARING CUZ U CAN’T GET HOLD OF A GODDAMN CHIP AND THEN CHILDREN ARE SCREAMING AND U HEAR GUNSHOTS AND BUILDINGS START COLLAPSING BUT U STILL. CAN’T. GET. A. CHIP.

(Source: moderatelybadbitch, via pemsylvania)

Hilary Duff - Stranger

x

(Source: matafari, via feypoehlerlover)

mtvother:

The Wicked Witch of the West doing the Ice Bucket Challenge.

(via ruinedchildhood)